Recently a diverse multicultural raiding party of disaffected “teens” made national headlines by getting permanently removed from the genepool while attempting a SECOND break-in of the same residence on the same day. Maxwell Cook, Jacob Redfern and Jakob Woodruff were killed by single shots to the chest by the occupant of the house, who happened to be wielding a dreaded Armalite pattern semi-automatic rifle, therefore conclusively ending any further debate on thefiringline.com/forums/ about what “muh best home defense gun” actually is. Survey says it isn’t the shotgun, newfags.
Apparently the light recoil, large magazine capacity, ready access to quality ballistic tip hollow points and convenience of the AR-15 makes it the superior choice for one-shotting dipshit home-invaders breaking into your residence. The shooter himself even called 911, requesting that Doctor Narcan confirm his shot placement and possibly administer futile CPR. Overall the American response to the
LOL Darwin wins again tragic shooting was “Fuck yeah, play stupid games win stupid prizes” while some lamented that the shooter was a “fukkin noob” and “no-scoping haxxor”. It is currently unknown if the home defender benefited from any pre-order items or how much XP he got on this map.
Meanwhile, on the other side of the Atlantic, the British were having a much different go of things. Britcuck police officers seem to have seriously struggled here to apprehend an Islamic murderer trying to get the Melee Only Achievement. More recently a constable in the service of Her Majesty’s Crown was stabbed to death by another coincidentally Muslim attacker who had just run over a collection of French school children. The obvious question here is why in the fuck are ordinary American citizens better able to permanently incapicate Bad People with Weapons than the actual police force in the UK?
According to the Eternal Anglos, their glorious gun-free society represents the apex of civilizational progress and they cannot fathom the obsession that cowardly American ammosexuals have with firearms. Why look at these terrified white men with their small penises desperately clinging to guns and religion, a pity they aren’t advanced enough to put down the boomsticks and peacefully allow themselves to be stabbed to death. If a proud Brit was faced with a home invasion, he would do the civilized thing and ask the invaders if they had brought condoms before pointing them in the direction of his wife.
So what’s really going on here?
The truth is that as usual, liberal cuccbois and the Eternal Anglo are projecting. It isn’t that gun-owners are scared pussies clinging to their guns out of fear, rather, to us redblooded Americans a loaded firearm is a regular ol’ household appliance no more alarming than a blender. As I type this a Rock River Elite Operator Mountain Dew Code Red Modern Warfare Edition AR-15 is leaned against my dresser with a magazine of jacketed hollow points shoved in the magwell, and to me this item is even more ubiquitous than the carbon fiber road-bike sitting across from it.
It is actually the Low-T, pudgy, easily frightened Last Men and their gunshy purplehaired dominatrixes that are possessed with both a literal phobia of firearms and people who like arguing about Glocks versus 1911s on the internet. (The real answer to that question is Sig Sauer) They are fixated on guns as some sort of primal expression of dangerous white masculinity, almost as if overwhelmed by a Freudian dick-fear. Conditioned by film and media, the shitlib views the simple firearm as a fetishistic token of forbidden power and approaches it with a reverence and hesitancy unknown to the garden variety “gun owner” who also owns an awful lot of other objects that aren’t used to label his very identity. In the very few instances where a shitlib actually tries to see life from the other side, the horrifying, bomb-like explosions create so much
PTSD hilarity that entire reputations have been savagely gunned down.
No one talks about “Microwave Owners”, but having an old bolt-action rifle stuffed in your closet automatically places you in the mysterious “Gun Owner” demographic, as if happening to keep an ancient and simple technology in your house has initiated you into a secret brotherhood of mysterious and dangerous men. The infantile regressive leftist simply cannot imagine how one could merely own a firearm for enjoyment, aesthetics or in case some hostile ever attempted to break into one’s home or stab one with a knife.
To the Americans Who Also Happen To Own Simple Devices for Accelerating Projectiles, a gun is a tool. It’s a sleek, elegant tool, unless you own a Glock, which has all the beauty and charm of a cinderblock spray painted with a rattlecan of black primer. (Seriously don’t buy a Glock you pleb) It’s a fun tool, especially if your local sporting goods warehouse sells Tannerite. The simple pleasure of sending dozens of rounds downstage and blowing up old washing machines with a binary explosive will put a big stupid grin on even the most blackpilled Declinist. Guns are fun, guns look cool, and we can all agree it’s better to have a gun and not need it than the reverse.
Contrary to “the right side of history” crew, banning and restricting access to firearms does not signify progress. Rather it is one of the marks of a declining and geriatric civilization going gently into that good night. What kind of society actually fears weapons, or naively believes themselves to be too advanced to need them? Certainly any such country would find itself beleaguered by scores of hostile aliens only too happy to take advantage of this pathetic state of affairs.
The lesson here is to be more like Zachary Peters, and less like (((Gersh Kuntzman))).